- how my mother works
- me: mom i got all A's
- mom:
- me: mom i cleaned the whole house
- mom:
- me: mom i don't do drugs and i'm not pregnant
- mom:
- mom: is this your cup on the table?
- me: yes
- mom: you never do anything right i do for you all day long and you do nothing for me but stress me out you are so out of control you are grounded if you think you had no life before you just wait i cant believe you treat your own mother this way get out of my sight
A little while ago I installed statcounter on this blog (and 4KH) because I was curious about how people found them.
Basically I saw the hilarious results other people were getting and thought it would be fun.Let’s see what humorously unrelated keywords people used to find Sailor Failures!
My girlfriend and I wanted to cuddle, but we wanted to play Diablo too. This is what happened.
you guys
are my heroes
I passed.
I actually passed The History of Ancient Civilizations. First reexamination after chain of fails. I was sure that I fail, as my head was empty, even with lot of studying.
I failed to answer, who introduced the second actor in Ancient Greece Tragedy. I failed to answer, who were the “true” Romans descendants.
And still I just was called “punishment” and… I passed.
And it seems I was actually allowed to take Latin exam.
I… I don’t even know.
A lot of people on Tumblr struggling for something, that has matter to them.
And I see… I’m weak.
This Blood Lamp doesn’t look that bloody, but the way you turn it on can be considered gruesome. It only works once, and you need to add of a drop of your blood to activate it! The idea is to stop and think about how badly you need light before you use it. Designer Mike Thompson created the lamp in order to draw attention to how much energy we waste.
Yes. I like this.
I want these.
PERFECT FOR HORROR GAME
Your flawless logic...: fuckyeahgenderstudies: **TRIGGER WARNING VIOLENCE, MURDER, SUICIDE,... →
On Saturday, Sanesha Stewart, a transwoman of color living in the Bronx, was murdered in her own apartment. She was 25 years old. Her…
It’s just as easy as to kill any other person. ಠ_ಠ
Ебать под хвост я хотела вашу политкорректность.
THE SECOND AND THIRD ONE WHAT THEY DO NOT LOOK LIKE DRAWINGS WHATI didn’t realize I’d drawn this many.
…..these are drawings…..drawings……drawings
D…. Drawings.. What..
*throws are supplies into fire along with everything I’ve ever made*my wholhe life amounts to nothing
Okay, this has got to stop.
Seriously.
GIRL. YOU ARE SIXTEEN. I AM THIRTY-ONE. I AM TWICE YOUR AGE. I’ve been drawing since I was five. You do not have to beat me. You’ll GET BETTER IF YOU KEEP GOING. You have SIXTEEN YEARS TO CATCH UP.
Seeeeeeeriously. All this dramatic, teenaged angst is hurting my teeth. I feel like a mom forcing you guys to eat your damn vegetables.
Do the work, and do your best. I didn’t get this talent handed to me, and you won’t get it handed to you.
Reblogging this not just for the art, but for the above commentary. When you see someone with amazing work, it should inspire you to put even more work in to make yourself the best artist you can be.
NO IT MAKES ME JUST GO INTO DESPAIR
- You give up this poisonous dream! You come home!
*stare with watery eyes*
- No.Agh, why do you do this to my feelings, you motherfuckers?
- denial
- anger
- bargaining
- depression
- acceptance
I am still on depression. I can never accept that you are gone.
I’m an idiot :D
I don’t wanna study :D
So I don’t :D
I refuse to believe that I’m severely depressed :D
I never believed in depression :D
Why should I believe now :D
I’m just lazy. I’m just an idiot.
/screaming Whoever made this is GENIUSGuys. Why isn’t this circulating the fandom as we speak. This is brilliant. Well done to whoever made it! I love this fandom!
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